why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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