Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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