The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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