ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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