What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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