Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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