I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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