he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
there is glitter all over my balls
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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