His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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