oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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