a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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