just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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