Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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