why didn't you poke me back
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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