question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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