Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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