a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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