Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
id be glad to
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
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even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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