Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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