im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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