The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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