I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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