When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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