Non-Jews are for practice
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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