I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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