I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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