I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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