Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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