Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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