What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
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Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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