Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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