Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I am one with the molecules
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She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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