Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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