he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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