found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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