I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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