Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Randomize
