i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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