He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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