One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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