garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Congratulations! We have a period
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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