did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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