ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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