Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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