Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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