Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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