she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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