do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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