He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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