I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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