I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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