Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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