You really coming over, don't trick.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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