drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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