those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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