You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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