he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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