i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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