We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
he just fucked me for my cheese.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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