That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
