Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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