You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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